Murder Lab Blog Reviews Secrets of Inferno

Murder Lab’s recent review:

Dan Burstein and Arne de Keijzer are the world’s leading authorities on the novels of Dan Brown. Their first fact-checking analysis, Secrets of the Code, was in its own right a mega-bestseller, topping the charts for more than six months solid.

Much like the author they analyze, Burstein and Keijzer have found a formula that works, and they aren’t afraid to use it. Each time Dan Brown graces the world with a new novel, Burstein and Keijzer recruit the leading experts on the subject matter explored in that book. The experts offer short, easily-digestable commentaries, interviews, and essays. Burstein and Keijzer also include their own two cents based on meticulous research of the subjects at hand. In 2003, it was the Priory of Sion and the workings of a cryptex. This time, it’s population control, transhumanism, and most of all…Dante.

The thing that surprised me about this book was that it actually gave me a new respect for some of Dan Brown’s apparently horrific writing. Although I have read Dante’s Inferno, I certainly don’t proclaim to be an expert on the subject, nor can I recall every stanza from memory. Secrets of Inferno highlighted several places in Dan Brown’s Inferno that were in fact tongue-in-cheek references to Dante’s Inferno disguised as classical suck-tacular Dan Brown literary technique. Here’s an example:

One of the most crap-arific Dan Brown-isms in the novel, at least on the surface, is this one:

“As Langdon stared into his own weary eyes, he half wondered if he might at any moment wake up in his reading chair at home clutching an empty martini glass and a copy of Dead Souls, only to remind himself that Bombay Sapphire and Gogol should never be mixed.”

This sentence may go down in the Cheese Hall of Fame, but look beneath the surface and you find something a bit more interesting:

Langdon’s amnesia at the beginning of Dan Brown’s Inferno parallel’s Dante’s Inferno in that neither protagonist has a clue how he got where he is at the beginning of his descent into Hell.

Dead Souls, by Nikolai Gogol, was almost a Russian version of Dante’s Inferno, originally intended as a three-volume work that would parallel Commedia.

Dante’s Purgatorio opens with a reference to the “sweet hue of Oriental sapphire,” signaling the start of a new day and the beginning of Dante’s climb out of the Inferno.

Today’s Bombay (Mumbai) is the location of one of the original surviving manuscripts of Dante’s Divine Comedy.

With this kind of analysis at one’s fingertips, it is tempting to go back to awkward sentences throughout Dan Brown’s Inferno and look for secret parallels to Dante’s Inferno. Which is exactly what Brown wanted, and exactly what Burstein and Keijzer have done.

Because Secrets of Inferno pulls so many experts into the equation and gives each of them free reign with their commentaries, there are a lot of redundancies. I think I read about thirty times the same observation that it was Dante who originally coined the word “transhumanism” (or a variant thereof) and that Dan Brown (for whatever reason) failed to make this observation in the novel. On the one hand, the redundancies are a bit annoying, but on the other hand, they lend credibility to the statements.

Like so many Dan Brown admirers and simultaneous bashers (myself included…read my own review of Inferno here) Burstein and Keijzer do not mince words, and they are never afraid to point out the awesome badness in both Dan Brown’s writing and his plots. Some of their comments made me giggle, others made me cringe, and still others made me feel a bit sorry for Dan Brown – until I remembered that he sells more novels than just about every other author in the world combined.

I would love to see what these guys would do with The Vesuvius Isotope.

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2 Responses to Murder Lab Blog Reviews Secrets of Inferno

  1. Julie OConnor says:

    He could not have endorsed you more, you & you: Burstein and Keijzer What has happened here? Another Californian deciding to change their name, and the Team’s name?

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  2. Kris says:

    Hi Julie,
    This is Kris, the owner of Murder Lab. I reviewed Secrets of Inferno on my site without knowing anything about this website and without knowing the authors. I had been given an advance reading copy of the book by the publisher of Secrets of Inferno. You can find my own bio on http://www.murderlab.com and on my personal website at http://www.kristenelisephd.com. I assure you, I’m not Burstein and Kiejzer in disguise! Cheers -Kris

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